Avant-Garde Apparel
Stepping from the ruins
of consumer-material worship,
we reclaim our purpose,
leaving nothing to waste.
Burlap Sack Ponchos
Yo! Check the science on this one.
You’re not wearing a Burlap Sack?
$250
(adjusted for inflation)
Chic Shipping Smocks
Sophisticated. Civilized. Cultured.
Classier than most wardrobes
at prices peasants can’t afford.
$10,000