$1,000,000 OURTZ
S.C.A.M.M.N.’ Investment Strategies presents an exciting get-rich-quick opportunity.
By purchasing or donating $1,000,000, you will receive an exclusive original acrylic painting by Jose Vargas-Pacas, an Indigenous artist from Northern America.
Funds raised will help heal the world and fill Jose’s pockets.
Dig deep, pull out that dough, and do the right thing.
Non-refundable. Serious inquiries only. Black Jack no tradebacks. Join us in making a positive impact.
#1 Self Portrait
Jose Vargas-Pacas paints a picture of himself.
“It’s like looking in a mirror.” -Jose
$1,000,000
#2 The Blue Wave
Surf’s up, dude. Timeless vibes ride vibrant electric tides.
Cough up the cheese and cop a masterpiece.
$1,000,000
#3 Eye of the Storm
“Oh, I see the eye in the middle.”
Calming chaos with soothing strokes and swirls.
Get some culture with this bad boy hanging in your bedroom.
$1,000,000
#4 RA Battles Space Aliens
Dead azz be Sirius.
The ferret must have jacked our stash.
High-concept art that is perfect for your dinner parties.
$1,000,000
#5 Living Graveyard
Spooky, scared of that.
“You’re paying for the detail; man, look at all those little squiggles.”
Just imagine getting a casket,
headstone, ceremony, and burial plot all for one low price.
$1,000,000
#6 Thicket in C Major
“C is red on the tarot guitar. Often, C gets lost in the mix.”
Oh, yeah… this painting is the ideal gift for Hanukkah or Christmas.
Kids eat more leafy greens when their parents own OURTZ.
F A Q S
$1,000,000
#7 The Rapture
Originally titled “The Rapture Comes to Hell”, now we’re going all out.
Shake your booty to the visuals and get down with your dirty groove thing.
Stankn’
$1,000,000